Week in Rewind...... Basically I'm too lazy to come up with anything new

I feel like a bag of smashed assholes today, and really don't have anything other than the fact that my butt and gut hurts on my mind so you are going to have to deal with just a recap of the week....

Monday: Monday? Monday? Oh yeah Monday was the 5th of the month and a Monday.... This combination is like the seventh circle of hell. If you know what it is that I do to make the cash flow then you won't be surprised to know that I was literally dragging my ass when I got home. I'm not sure I managed to do anything that night. Well one of my nephew boys spent the night so I made dinner but that was about it. Oh and I think I made fun of watched a Shark Week show with the fam. I also think it ended in Clark getting his panties in a wad so I was sent to my room for the remainder of the evening, which was finediddly by me because A. I was beat, and 2. I freakin hate Shark Week.

Tuesday: Ahhhhh Tuesday was the day Clark refused to entertain my idea of having Sammy stuffed so I turned to Arnold who always has my back This is how that went down Man I love that girl. She gets me, and I get her, and we get each other, and that makes me super happy.

Wednesday: My Buddy's band Skeeter Creek was playing down at Freedom Park. I love free Freedom Park concerts and I loves me some Skeeter Creek, so duhhhhh of course I was going to go. I had plans to have a dinner date with the girl child, then meet up with Arnold, my wife, and some friends for a good ol fashioned hoedown! So, yeah the girl and I had dinner and aside from the fucking birds constantly staring at me, and flying way too close for my comfort it was nice, it was nice until it wasn't anymore, when a stupid head seagull felt the need to shit all down my boob!!!! Who does that?!?!?!?!?! The damn seagull at Jumpin Jacks that's who. Someone needs to shoot that sonamabitch. I hate him I hate him a lot

But in true KPC spirit I brushed myself off (Well changed my shirt because ain't no way in hell I was touching bird poop.) and carried on. I got to see SK rock, danced a little and hung out with some cool peeps. Note my wife is missing from this picture...She decided to go hang out with someone else. Guaranteed she didn't have as good as a time as she would have if she didn't ditch me, but I'm not bitter, nope not me.

Look No bird poop on this shirt! SCORE!!!!

Thursday: It was rainy and cruddy yesterday, and the girl had a super long practice to learn her choreography. It looks like it is going to be AMAZING so you will totally have to check her out when the competition season starts. While I was waiting, waiting, waiting to pick her up I got to chat with my wife about feeling bad for people that have ugly babies, and diaper wearing flying monkeys. You know the normal stuff. It was all in all a pretty typical day, until my butt broke. For reals, there is a muscle back there called the levator ani muscle, and when it begins to spasm it feels like you are about to give birth to your tailbone through your butt. It hurts a lot. Like cry and pass out hurt. I was able to take my magic make the pain go away meds last night, but they make me high... Like seriously I can hear my ear hairs growing - high. Needless to say, I can't take that stuff at work, and while my ass hasn't spazzed out today, I am still just sore form yesterday's episode, not to mention the fact that my colon is pretty angry.

I think that's pretty much it in a nut shell, just a normal week. But hey it's Friday, and who knows what the weekend will bring. I know for sure probably not a whole lot tonight because I may die tonight, but tomorrow is a new day and the possibilities are endless.....

Update: CLARK JUST BOUGHT A NEW WHEELBARREL AND I AM GOING TO MAKE HIM PUSH ME AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD IN IT WHILE I WEAR A CROWN MADE OF FLOWERS AND GLITTER AND THROW LOLLIPOPS TO ALL THE PEOPLES I SEE!!!!!
Yay now I have plans for the weekend! Who's in????