|Daniel's mom is a douche!|
|Pretty sure those skewers are actually weapons there Super Mom!|
I don't know about you, but I am against eating horses....
Then there's lunch time. Were you aware that sandwich animals is the new "I love you"? Seeing a lunch like this makes me want to spork this mom right in her taint! A fucking horse sandwich? Carrots and oranges???? Where are the E.L. Fudge cookies or pudding cup for desert? If I had to guess, mom accidentally put her meth in that little yellow Tupperwear and shot up the organic dressing for the carrots by mistake. I give my kids lunch money (when I remember) they can decide for themselves what they want to eat. And if they don't want the school lunch, they can make their own. I gave them life, and now I'm supposed to give them a fancy luch too? Fuck that!
Looks a little girly for a house full of boys
And after lunch the little fuckers come home to an ultra organized backpack and schedule station. Don't worry if your kid is too stupid to read his own name, just throw his picture up there, I mean he has to at least know what he looks like right? Are there really kids in the world that actually hang their backpacks up? In my mind I see Mommy Dearest standing there with a switch screaming at them to HANG UP THE BACKPACKS. The beauty of a picture is you can't hear what is going on.
See????? I'm a mom fail. But you know what? I'm okay with that.